1. Completely relax your body and regulate your breathing.
2. Get on your hands and knees.
3. Feel the fire surge within you.
4. Allow an impressive amount of fire to escape your lips.
5. Congratulations, you are a dragon.
No one is going to ask you for blow jobs.
I love watching Disney movies when you’re older and come across scenes like this. I laughed for five minutes.
Hades was the original sassy gay friend.
Of course he is the sassy gay friend, look at him he flaming.
this post is perfect
reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS
I made this diagram because I am sick of explaining such a simple concept to dumb white boys on the internet.
sleep with me so i can put my freezing feet on you and probably take all of the covers and use you as a pillow