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Tips for a successful blow job

winona16:

1. Completely relax your body and regulate your breathing.
2. Get on your hands and knees.
3. Feel the fire surge within you.
4. Allow an impressive amount of fire to escape your lips.
5. Congratulations, you are a dragon.
No one is going to ask you for blow jobs.

butfirstbreakfast:

Eat fruit and keep your heart healthy

butfirstbreakfast:

Eat fruit and keep your heart healthy

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malindabot:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

Why are people still having fights on Facebook?

malindabot:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

Why are people still having fights on Facebook?

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

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peacefullyy:

alucardhellsing:

noemail:

bowtiesarecooltoo:

I love watching Disney movies when you’re older and come across scenes like this. I laughed for five minutes.

Hades was the original sassy gay friend.

Of course he is the sassy gay friend, look at him he flaming.

this post is perfect

(Source: dancingtilldawn)

chibisokka:

reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS

vanillanice:

I made this diagram because I am sick of explaining such a simple concept to dumb white boys on the internet. 

vanillanice:

I made this diagram because I am sick of explaining such a simple concept to dumb white boys on the internet. 

Twinsies!!! @malindabolt #socialhour #meehans #mph

Twinsies!!! @malindabolt #socialhour #meehans #mph

jaclcfrost:

sleep with me so i can put my freezing feet on you and probably take all of the covers and use you as a pillow

(Source: vicecampaign)

I am so in like with this kid. It’s scary. Like wtf. Terrified.

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

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Dogs are very smart

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